What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:31

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Where are the gay people in India?
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd